June 17, 2016
Welcome to the jam mother*uckers. Before Hollywood poisons the well once again with another beloved childhood classic remake, come see Michael Jordan and Buggs Bunny play basketball against a team of aliens. After 20 years it still sounds utterly ridiculous/amazing.
“Professional basketball player Michael Jordan announces his retirement from the sport. Elsewhere, in outer space, an intergalactic amusement park called Moron Mountain faces dwindling popularity, so its owner captures the Looney Tunes as new entertainment. The Looney Tunes challenge them to a game of basketball to try to win back their freedom. Michael Jordan is sucked down a hole while playing golf with Bill Murray and Newman (actually) and is recruited by Bugs Bunny to help the Tunes win against the Monstars."
The super duper preshow tunes will consist of TERMINAL HEAD. Dizzying garage rock provided by members of The Nancees and No River. It'll make you wanna slam a dunk or two.